Giant Foods, the supermarket at The Blairs, is getting a fresh coat of paint … and a Starbucks?

According to a sign posted inside the market (below), plans are cooking to pull together a tight new look. Earlier this week, workers were seen tearing out placards announcing the produce aisle, and painting over soot on the drop ceiling.

0619081746.jpg

On top of the facelift, the sign announces a few new features. First, a Starbucks coffee shop will be built inside the supermarket, near its entrance. It’s unknown whether the coffee shop will have that trademark lounge atmosphere, or if anyone would actually lounge there.

Next is the “Easy Shop” service, which allows patrons to scan and bag (read: shoplift) as they peruse the aisles, then pay (read: not pay) when they leave. This is in addition to the self-checkout lines (read: waterboarding) already in place.

A new ready-to-eat section, and a deli kiosk allowing shoppers to place orders and pick up later, are hitting the expanded produce department. And expect a larger natural-foods selection.

Additionally, Giant’s pharmacy recently announced it was slicing prices on 350 generic prescription drugs, The Washington Post reported. Score a 90-day supply of your favorite no-name meds for $9.99, y’all.