This is where I usually extol the virtues of the farmers market’s apple croissants and pain au chocolat, but there’s been a big change this spring. Namely, the baker who fueled my Saturday morning carb fix is gone.

In his place are a trio of pastry chefs clad in crisp white uniforms, pushing small goodies with big prices. White uniforms have always been a psychological (read: psychiatric) turnoff for me, and I’m on an ultra-tight budget — if I can’t steal it, then I probably don’t need it. 

However, I would be willing to dip into the Ray’s the Classic fund if the pastries are worth the 15-percent early-withdrawal penalty. Any input is appreciated.

Here’s what else is cooking this weekend:

Thursday

7:00 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. The AFI Silver Theatre (8633 Colesville Rd) presents results of the 48-Hour Film Project, in which film makers write and produce an entire movie in two days. Tickets are $9.75 each.

Friday

7:00 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. The AFI Silver Theatre (8633 Colesville Rd) presents results of the 48-Hour Film Project, in which film makers write and produce an entire movie in two days. Tickets are $9.75 each.

7:00 p.m. The Back Room at Jackie’s (8081 Georgia Ave) hosts “Flash”, a multimedia event featuring music and live digital design. This event is for adults age 21 and up; admission is $3 per person.

7:10 p.m.Kefa Cafe’s Space 7:10 (963 Bonifant St) hosts a discussion on “Wizard of the Crow” by Kenyan-born novelist Ngugi wa Thiong’o. This event is free and open to the public.

8:00 p.m. The Art Stream theater company presents the comedy “Mission: Environment” at the Round House Theatre (8641 Colesville Rd). Tickets are $10 each.

Saturday

9:00 a.m. The Freshfarm farmers market takes place until 1:00 p.m. on Ellsworth Drive, between Fenton Street and Georgia Avenue. There is no admission for this event.

9:00 a.m.The Silver Spring Garden Club holds its annual garden mart until 1:00 p.m. at the Brookside Gardens visitor center (1800 Glenallen Ave, Wheaton). There is no admission for this event.

3:00 p.m. The Art Stream theater company presents the comedy “Mission: Environment” at the Round House Theatre (8641 Colesville Rd). Tickets are $10 each.

5:00 p.m. Kirsten’s Cafe (9326 Georgia Ave) hosts a reception for young artists with the group Arts on the Block. This event is free and open to the public.

5:00 p.m. Pyramid Atlantic Art Center (8230 Georgia Ave) hosts a reception for the opening of three exhibits: “Shelter”, “Preconceived Notions” and “The Daily Settlement”. This event is free and open to the public.

Sunday

3:00 p.m. The Art Stream theater company presents the comedy “Mission: Environment” at the Round House Theatre (8641 Colesville Rd). Tickets are $10 each.

Photo (lead): Pain au chocolat, aka French crack. Courtesy of Flickr user ToastforBrekkie.

Updated May 9, 2008, at 10:00 a.m.