Never judge something on looks alone. That lanky, Gucci-clad supermodel could be a total bore. On the other hand, the pudgy kid with a bad cold sore could be the life of the party.

That’s Tian Jin Palace (8411 Georgia Ave), a demure little dump that makes up for its lackluster setting with good, cheap Chinese eats. It’s the kind of joint that one hits after a long night of bar hopping, if Silver Spring had bars — a White Castle of the Asian persuasion.

For starters, the steamed meat dumplings ($5) are dense bundles of ground pork, bright ginger and pungent scallions draped in a slightly chewy wrapper. It’s not authentic eats, but the savory stuffing blends well with the sweet, soy-based dipping sauce.

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The chicken with broccoli ($5 at lunch, $8 at dinner, above) is all about the sauce — a thick, rich, soy-based concoction that gently coats taut slices of white meat and crisp broccoli florets. Its robust flavor is nearly on par with those at downtown’s Asian Bistro, while its massive portion offers more bang for the buck.

From the deep fryer, the General Tso’s chicken ($9) is easy on the breading and slightly spicy. Instead of coating the boneless pieces of dark meat in a dense batter, the chicken is dusted in cornstarch then deep fried for crispness. The accompanying red sauce is playfully tangy and offers a touch of heat to bring out its sweetness.

On the downside, the assorted meats and seafood with bean curd (under the “chef’s specialties” at $12, below) is cacophonous. The stir-fry jumbles thin slices of beef with plump shrimp, tofu, boneless chicken and Shanghai cabbage in a clash of flavors.

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Nothing about the dish is offensive — the mosh pit of flavors just doesn’t work. While the robust beef slams to “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, the tart tofu body surfs to Soundgarden. Meanwhile, the shrimp and chicken drown in a Smashing Pumpkins stupor.

(A more contemporary analogy: The robust beef slams to the Arctic Monkeys, the tart tofu body surfs to Fall Out Boy, the shrimp and chicken do a Girl in a Coma stupor.)

If money’s tight, then Tian Jin’s fried chicken wings ($3.50) are a good deal. Six wings are sculpted into mini-drumsticks, dusted with cornstarch and curry, then deep fried until crisp on the outside, moist on the inside. It’s good eats.

Dim lighting, dull furnishings and lame muzak flush the life out of the room. But the good, cheap eats and courteous service are worth an hour in a sensory vacuum.

Tian Jin Palace, 8411 Georgia Ave, Silver Spring, (301) 585-2275.

Photos by Jennifer Deseo for The Silver Spring Penguin.